Five Nights at F***ing Wario's
The birthday party problem.
(Wario sees Waluigi in the bathroom)
Wario:WTF are you doing in here Waluigi?We're supposed to scare the night guard
Waluigi:(crying)LEAVE ME ALONE WARIO(goes mad).
Wario:Why?
Waluigi:Cuz you didn't invited me on your birthday party last night.
Wario:What the hell are you talking about?
(Richard McRoy enters the bathroom)
Richard:What are you doing here?
Wario:He cries cuz i didn't invited him to my birthday party.
Richard:We'll find a solution for that...in one year.
Both Wario and Waluigi:IN 1 YEAR!!!!!!
Richard:Yes.
Waluigi:But i cannot wait for 1 f***ing year.
Richard:Then *sighs* there is no solution for this.
To be continued...
FNAFW 3 Soundtrack (Bosses)
(MASSIVE SPOILERS!)
DK Boss Fight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npuuTBlEb1U&spfreload=10
Ashley Boss Fight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLVHFOsirnU&spfreload=10
Normal Boss/Yoshi Boss Fight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMEbmXaIGgI&spfreload=10
FNAW Wiki Staff Bosses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWq341ZuXjo
Mario Boss Fight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCYkpZ5vNrs
Wario Man Boss Fight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSIyMsjiKBE
Dawko Boss Fight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTP5jw2kNhE
Waluigi Boss Fight (Final Boss) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucru45KA45s
Five Nights at F*cking Wario's Part 2
(Sorry for the delay, I had to go on holidays.)
- Wario and Waluigi exit the bathroom.*
Wario:Hey, Waluigi, I got a good question, why are you suddenly good?
Waluigi:Cause I'm not the f*cking villain!
Waluigi:And I gotz a good question, what happened to all the wiki staff?
Wario:I murdered them and stuffed them into their own bodies!
Waluigi:Oh.
- Wario and Waluigi enter the Hallway, then to Bedroom 2.*
DK:TIME TO EXPAND!
Wario:Eh, no. That's an overused meme.
DK:I WILL EXPAND YOU UNTIL YOUR EXPAND IS EXPANDED!
- Battle engage!*
- DK appears!*
- insert battle here that im too lazy to put in.*
Wario:I f*cking did it, eat my sh*t.
DK:I SHALL JOIN YOU, IN ORDER TO EXPAND MORE.
- DK joined the party...?*
Waluigi:I really hope this series gets an expansion pack.
- Wario's gan…
Providence Falls Episode 3
???:GET DOWN TO THE GROUND!!!....take him down sir?
???:yes
Jenny:NOOOO!
Someone had Pulled The Trigger....
Hours Earlier
Chris:Jenny what do you wanna do?
Jenny:...i wanna ride ponies all over the universe!
Chris:....no something serious...
Jenny:being smarter then you dork....
Chris punches her shoulder
Jenny:IT WAS A JOKE OK....jeez.
Sirens can be heard.
Chris:what the heck?
Officer:find the boy he knows too much...
Jenny and Chris hid in the closet for one hour
Jenny:what's going on wheres mom and dad?
Chris gets a text
Dad
"hey son me,Unkle Jack and your mom are at a cirus....we now you twins have a fear of clowns"
Chris:welp they're at the circus....
Jenny:OH NO WHAT IF H ECLOWNS GET THEM!
Chris:i have a fear of them but i highly doubt that would ha-
Off…
Providence Falls Episode 2
Bill Chips:...i got an idea what if i enter you're nightmares and give it to ya!
Jen and Chris:say what?
They both are in they're dreams.
A portal appers!
Chris:oh god whats gonna pop WHATS GONNA POP OUT!?
Bill Chips comes out
Bill Chips:hey there kid *snaps his finger*
Chris is falling form the sky
Bill Chips:awww gotta go BYE!!
Chris wakes up:WOAH oh god still a dream *he looks at his hand theres writing* AH (it says "THE DREAM WAS REAL -Bill also look what i did on your other hand he looks at his other hand it says "LOOK A TURKEY" with a drawing of a turkry*
Chris:...what just happened?
Jen screams
Chris:SHHHHH its ...*checks time83 IM THE MORNING
Jen:hey.....shhhh i'm trying to sleep*she falls asleep*
Chris:....really?
Teh Next Day
Grankle McGruket:Y…
Back from my vacation
Did my brother messed up my profile?I will kill him!Im the real Vagelis,my bro was just a fool.
WARNING:This is not a lie.If you say its a lie i will ignore you.
Providence Falls Episode 1
hello the name iiiis a work in progress ok....anyways this is a story or a 'series' i've been working on thats not FNAW related....so yeah
hey i'm Miker but people call me Chris as my nickname i don't know...why i live in Rhode Island Providence....me and my sister Jen would play around until one day my mom and dad had won a mansion from a concert.....they nevered went into....but we went anyway...
Dad:look Chris...watch out around this mansion..o-ok imma have my grandpa stay here his name is Jack...but we like to call him Unkle Jack
Chris:...like instead of a c its a K?
Dad:pretty much!
Mom:welp we're gooing to be in our rooms....
Jen:yeees we can play around everywheeere!
Chris:...uh watch our Jen i don't trust this pl-
Unkle Jack:HEY KIDS!
Chris…
Five Nights at Wario's 4:The Murderer's Secret(s)
Teaser....
???:heh....dad well dad was such a drag....heh he liked to walk around...lay around....things like that...
Frank:...so why did you do it?
Murderer:...why why did i do it?
the murderer stood and walk closer to Frank giving him a angry glare
Murderer:..they treated me....like sh*t...oh Jack! do this oh do that oh give money and coffe! it was annoying thhen they fired me.....because i stole little of their ,money you wanna know how much they paid me....10 dollars...those f*ckers gave me 10 dollars! to do their f*cking dirty work those f*cking motherf*ckers im glad THEY'RE BURNING IN HELL THOSE ERRRRRGHH!*sighs*
Jack(Murderer):....heh so i grabbed my axe and stabbed them.....killed them...I am sooooooooo happy...
Wario:...errr ha.....we're…
Me the asshole of this wiki
My life is nothing
My life is an fucking underaged user
My life is banning from chat
My life is i have no friends on steam
My life is i'm a limited user on steam
My life is i don't have any money on my steam wallet
My life is me,the asshole of this wiki
Five Nights at F*cking Wario's 4:The Origins of Why They're Were Bored...
i know what you'r tihnk FNAW4 haven't come out well when it does i will be making a remake or a remastered version whatever ENJOY...dont agrue.....whatever..
Thanks to Offline4Now, Lebunnie, Scorpia, Tryannosaurus dude11, Shadowagallade777, GamingBeast, ImAPenguin, WwwWario, KeepOnKeepingOn, and Others who supported the series!
The Final Installment...
This Time it's No Yolk
MikeGaming:oh god dammit FLUMPTY.....what did i tell you!....you're in the wrong story...
Flumpty:im immune o the plot i can go back in time AND BE IN ANY STORY I WNT TO BE IN!....assh*le....
he walks away...
MikeGaming:...JEEZ what a b*tch...
Wario:OH GOD DAMMIT MARIO HAS HIS OWN GAME WHAT TEH F*CK@?@?@?
Luigi:....uh yeah Super Mario....the game
Wario:THIS I FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…
How to become staff member.
Hi, Scopica here to teach you an official guide on how to become a staff member! All you gotta do is follow these easy steps.
Step 1:Research.
Step 2:Whine to WWWWario.
Step 3:Go to Donkey Kong Island.
Step 4:Git Gud.
Step 5:Expand Luigi's nose.
Congratulations! You are now a staff member!
HOW TO BECOME A STAFF MEMBER 101
In the roaring oceons
you are going to drink the most saltest water while dancing to dubstep music
then you are going to cough until you see a golden thingy
then you mix the golden thingy with oil, water, lava, hot water, your old computers hard drive, then you put all these things in a blender
when fully blended
drink it and you will be shocked with 1000000 bolts of electrisity and it will make you a staff
(DONT TRY THIS AT HOME DUMMIES)
Five Nights at F*cking Wario's 3 Part 1
- They were searching for him... for not inviting them for a hardcore night.*
*Start at Living Room 1*
Wario:ITS A WARIO TIME!
*You are free to move around.*
*Moves to the Laundry*
Wario:I did not Sh*t my pants!...At least not yet.
*Wario moves to the hallway, then the Staircase.*
Ashley:What do you f*cking want?
Wario:Come, and help me r*pe the f*cking killer.
Ashley:No.
*Conversation end, move to Living Room 2.*
Waluigi:Warioooooo!
Wario:Oh dear gosh.
Waluigi:I shall join you! Literally, for no f*cking reason!
*Waluigi joins the party!*
*Move to Bathroom*
Yoshi:Can't you see I'm taking a sh*t?
Wario:I don't care! Join me!
Yoshi:...Get out.
Wario:...Well f*ck you!
*To be continued.*
…
Five Nights at Wario's: The Infamous Story
hi i'm Flumpty Bumpty im a e- GOTCHAAA! btw i will be making FNAFW 4:The Origins of Why they're Were Bored....
so yeah enjoy this FAN-MADE story ok...so the FNAW series is a story told by a someone who wittnessed paranormal stuff happening in the place.....the phone guy that dies is replaced with the new one (WwwWario)the person who watched forgot bits of the story....heres WHAT happened the REAL story....
Phone Guy:...uh hello are you there oh perfect.....uh i'm coming to the building...so yeah. oh yeah uh dude the door is budged uh yeah i opened it....*disorted noice plays* ....*coughs*...get out of this....terri...ble place...you haaa...ve you chance...only one price is....if you get out...you'll be shot cops are heading they're way here …
hiiii
Hello im classykaikai17. Im happy to join. Thxs for wwwwario and the staff. Weell im happy to join. Thxs for reading
Five Nights at F*cking Wario's 3!
Warning, this contains strong language 13+
It was a dark stormy nigh*t
- Phone ring*
Wario: ARE YOU SH*TTING ME?
Wario picks up phone
???:I think they're at it again...
Wario: ARE YOU F*CKING SH*TTING ME?
BOOM BAM BOB
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Sh*t
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Power Outage
???:I see you
21212Bonk21212
???:I see you see me, hehehehe
Who the hell are you
- Light shines*
Wario:Waluigi?
Waluigi: YEE
Wario: and, and...
Lebunnie in cool clothes appeared!
ImAPenguin with a top hat and googley eyes appeared!
MikeGaming in a cage over lava appeared!
Sh-
Wario:CAN WE SKIP THIS?
Narrator:Kay
Waluigi:I've captured them, and turned them into my evil servents
Wario: why?
Waluigi: Cu-
TO BE CUNTONUD
FNAFW 3 All Character Locations
Wario is unlocked from the start. You start at Living Room 1.
You move to the Kitchen, Luigi is there.
Move to the Bathroom, Yoshi is there.
Move to the Staircase, Ashley is there.
Move to Bedroom 2, DK is there.
Move to Living Room 2, Waluigi is there.
Move to Cellar. Mario is there.
After defeating Mario, Wario Man appears, fight him, and then fight the final boss, the bad phone guy (Dawko.)
Any New Villains?
I bet someone has already made a blog like this, and if so, my apologies.
With the not-so-new annoucement of Five Night's at Wario's: Origins, we don't know what to expect... well, we know Wario's going to be in there, but who else? Who'll return?
Or, better question, will we see any new faces? If so, who?
Comment your ideas.
Five Nights at F*cking Wario's 2: Part 2....plus some news....
EDIT:now....now if you're wondering but...there will never be a Five Nights at F*cking Wario's 3...i've lost intrest in making the fnafw series...i'm sorry...but uh i don't like stopping a series that i created and uploaded. I've had LESS fun making these...so yeah i'm sorry you can say Five Nights at F*cking Wario's 3 will never be made....maybe someone can finish the series i'm sorry i know you expected a funny upbeat story....but i'm sorry also i wanted the ending for FNAFW3 to be where they realizes wait what are we doing? they realize they've been wasting time.... i'm sorry i really am.
well heres the story....
Wario:...where the hell is Lebunnie
some f*cking note appered.....
it said
I GOT YOU'RE F*CKING FRIEND MADAFARCKER
COME GIT ME.....…
Well
I'm making Team F**king Fortress along with Gametime8889 from the FNaTI wiki.
This game will be HILARIOUS and you will all trust me.
I have some ideas for it already.
Having Spookwagen as BB and having TheSpyCrap as the final boss.
If you don't know who these guys are, Watch this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdmNyLzR61k
The first boss will probably be the BLU engineer with level 3 sentry gun and a dispenser
The game takes place on cp_gravelpit
I'm looking for sprites for all the RED classes.
I'm also using RPG Maker VX Ace for TFF to.
Dear GOD
Would you guys just double-check a page before adding a link?
I'm using AutoWikiBrowser and i noticed the ammount of duplicate links grow overtime.
Double-check a page before adding a link.
The Legend of Link (with people)
So Zelda's the green guy right?? RIGHT??
Link: HEY I'M HERE! Thanks for loading my Save File!
Enemy: Hahaha I got Zelda
Link: I THOUGHT I WAS ZELDA :((((
- Fight Sequence*
(Link puts on glasses)
Link: HYA
Enemy: OW f*cking , gah
Enemy: poot
Link is stunned
...
Links turn was passed!
Enemy: is tired...
2 hours later...
Narrator: Hey, I'm kinda running out of lines...
Link is unstunned
Link's theme song plays
HYRULIAN SLASH
Enemy: Eugh
Zelda: SNort
Link: Yes.
The Lengend of Euagh
Both: HUH
JONTRON IS HERE
JonTron: I need to test your steiBLEH
All: Kay
nananananannananaananna FIGHT SEQUENCE!
Link: MY BODY IS READY
FALCO- Not that game Link.
Link: aw
All: UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT,RIGHT, B, A
Auto Win Activate
Link:Aww sh*t
TO BE CONTINUES!
…
Why I should stay ?
I'am a good worker here :) . People like me on the chat. I help good on articles and I don't make so much grammar faults. Also I got a lot of edits and badges. That's why I should stay. :)
woah
I just got an A+ At school.
also stop creating stupid pages and shoving sh*t into the gallery read the rules
FIVE NIGHTS AT F*CKING WARIO'S INFINITE IUFCUGJFEIKJSg
Inspired!
Narrator: Infinite years later...
MikeGaming: So the world just exploded, um so... IT'S THEEEEE NEW WORLD!!!! better go find the team!
ImAPenguin in backround: I'M NOT HERE!
MikeGaming: MKAY.
Unkown Voice: Hey, Hey, Hey! I'm a S*** S****!
MikeGaming: Uh, what?
Unknown Voice: I SAID I'm a St** Sp***
MikeGaming: Bye!
Unknown Voice: NO, N-
MikeGaming: BUUUUUUUUUUY!
A difirent unknown voice: HI YALL
MikeGaming: OH MY GOD!! IT'S THE MLG GOWD
Lebunnie: Nope.avi
MikeGaming: wut
Lebunnie: HOWDY YALL I'M A KANGAROO IN CALIFORNIA ON MUCH COFFIE
- whispers* he hit his head
MikeGaming: OHHHHHHHHH. wait...
Lebunnie: What?
MikeGaming: Who said that?
- MikeGaming turns around*
- IT'SA ME A WA-
MikeGaming: MLG GOD! OMG OMG OMG
Wario my names Wario
MikeGaming: o
Wario: What do…
Five Nights at F*cking Wario's 2
Thank You TheGamingBeast, Tryannosaurus dude 11, Lebunnie, ImAPenguin, Shadowgallade777, and everyone else for supporting Five Nights at F*cking Warios 1 now.......for a thank you heres a sequal....
Wario:.....yay i f*cking did it eat my pee!
Luigi:uhh...you don't eat pee you dri-
Wario:I DON'T GIVE A SH*T!
Mario:YAHOOO lets-a go!
MikeGaming:GUYS SHUT UP!....It's June 16 MY BERTHDEY!
Wario:what did you say...?
MikeGaming:*sigh* i said BIRTHDAY but in a derpy way.....
Lebunnie:SUP B*TCHES!.....I AM TEH OWNER OF FNAW WIKI IM A GOD!
ImAPenguin:AHEM.......no you isn't.....i am the owner AGAIN!
Lebunnie:well... i USE to be a god wait I STILL AM!
MikeGaming:ERRRR SHUT UP IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! e_o
Waluigi quietly Kidnapped Lebunnie
MikeGaming went back to playing…
For All Of Those Who Trusted Waluigiofthegods
Listen.
It is a VERY silly thing to trust people on the internet that you don't even know. People on the internet that you trust but don't know may actually do things you never would have expected.
For example, Sockpuppetery.
Hope this made you guys understand.
First jumpscare in your life in fnaw history
What was your first jumpscare you ever encountered in FNaW
Mine was:Yoshi FNaW 3 2nd Night
Five Nights at F*cking Wario'sThe Finale!
They Entered the Boss room
???:FOOLS!
Wario:who is tihs?
Waluigi:IT IS I WALUIGI!!!!
ImAPenguin:ummmm ok so....
Lebunnie:yeah dude we're MLG what can you do?
Waluigi:I CAN DEMOLISH YOU ALL YOU HAVE NOO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
MikeGaming:WAIT guys....before we attack ENGAGE THE LAIR MOTHERF*CKER!
Shadowgallade777:Yeah lets do this!
Luigi:YAHOOOO Let's-a go!
Mario:*burp*yeah yeah lets go....
Waluigi EMERGED
MikeGaming used Triple Dots
IT DID 9,000 DAMAGE
Wario used The Wart Fart
it did 11,000 damage
WALUIGI IS GROSSED OUT!
500 Xtra Damage
ImAPenguin used THE PENGUIN WEED ATTACK
It Did 10,000 Damage
Shadowgallade777 used SMOKE WEED WEED EVERYDAY
Waluigi became confused
Waluigi used THE WA WA ATTACK
It Did 10,000 damage to the crew
Shadowgallade777 used SMOKE WEED EV…
Hello.
Hello FNAW Wikia, I am ManOnAMission, a relatively new member of this wiki and fan of the FNAW series (I have played all of them).
Just a little survey (respond in the comments):
1. Who is your favorite character?
2. What is your favorite game?
3. Do you like any other FNAF fangames (clones)?
Sincerely,
ManOnAMission (talk) 03:39, June 10, 2015 (UTC)ManOnAMission
Five Nights at Wario's:40 Years Later
its been 40 years since the haunting stopped remeber that missing kids incident. Yeah i remeber a kid by the name of James he wrotee a blog on some other site i forgot what it was, well he was found dead that night i heard gunshots meaning he was shot he kid didn't deserve it. I wanted to know who shot him at first my thoughts were Nintendo but tht soon faded away. I wanted to knwo WHO did this! so i entered Warios Mansion.
I entered the mansion everything was broken pool of water on the floor (probably from this place being 40 or 30 years old and because it was raining last night the place was in BAD repair) I walked around the place it was weird i heard a Rasphy Whispering voice
"He's here!, what do we do?"
(Unknown reply)
"Don't be sad its…
I've done it myself
I've done the thing by putting these things in all the night things of FNaW 2:
You can thank me later. I've done it myself, about a day ago. (FNaW 2 phone call reference)
Five Nights at F*cking Wario's Part 2!
Hi! I'm Flumpty Bumpty i killed the writer of this st- yeah i;m kidding its me MikeGaming here hope you enjoy this parody or....whatever..
Wario:Hey look!It's a figure!
???:IT'S-A ME!, Shadowgallade777!
Waio:uh ok...what do you want
Shadowgallade777:to joing yo'ure party....duh...
Wario:well ok.
Shadowgallade777 has joined the party....whatever
Mario:Lets-a go i guess?
???:HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
Wario:the f*ck.
Lebunnie:IT IS I!, THE GOD!
Shadowgallade777:Lebunnie what are you doing here?
Lebunnie:got bored...
Wario:just joined
LEBUNNIE joined the pa-ok we all know what he joined ok!
Wario went to the Bathroom
Lebunnie:wait! Why are we here?
Wario:because...stuff....
Lebunnie:ok?
???:HELLO!, i see you have found me!, The King of MLG! it is i Tyrannosaurus dude…
Five Nights at F*cking Warios
Hi this is a parody of FNAW ok this is also inspired by FNAFB obviously anyways bai i guess?
Wario:wow...what a wonderful day....
Wario:this is f*cking boring wait...i have an idea its time to start my night of Debauchary!...wait...where the f*ck is my gang?!?!
Waluigi:WAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wario:what the f*ck?...uh ok better find my f*cking no life brother.
Waluigi:I HEARD THAT!
Wario went to the living room
Wario:UHhhhhhhh akward
Waluigi:GOD DAMMIT CAN'T A NO LIFE GHOST MASTERB*TE IN THIS F*CKING HAUNTED HOUSE?!?!
Wario:no....now GET THE F*CK IN THE PARTY!
Waluigi:hmmm how about a no....
Wario:i'll sell all you're limted 3DS....
Waluigi:OH OK OK FINE JEEZ!
The shitf*cker Waluigi joined the party
Waluigi:HEY I'M NOT A SHITF*CKER!
Writer(Mik…
I'm here again...
I think
- Clears throat* I like to play Baseball HRM
I mean I'm back! YAY
inb4 no one cares
amirite
Yup I gues
Link to full song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St4RPqao8g4
Five Nights at Warios 4:Where it all began
Wario:I'M FIRING YOU!
???:N-no you can't do this i-i love this job!
Waluigi:ha well maybe you should have THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE STEALING OUR STUFF!
Wariio:GET OUT YOU'RE FIRED
???:ERRRR i-i'll get you back!ALL OF YOU!
Waluigi:HEHAHA hes joking.
Wario:yeah probably....
Wario:ANYWAY BACK TO WORK!
3 Hours Past.....
Wario:ahhhh fine day at work right Waluigi?
Waluigi:yeah!
???:HAHAHHAHAH
Murderer:YOU SHOULD HAVE NOT FIRED ME!
the murderer raised his axe and slamed it on Wario!
Waluigi ran away
Waluigi:i-i got to get out of here!
Murderer:Waluigi?....where are you?....
Waluigi was hidden
Murderer:GOD DAMMIT!......HE ESCAPED!....
the murderer walked away...
Waluigi:yes im fine!
Waluigi turned around
MURDERER:OHHHHHH found you!
The murderer raised his axe and slamed i…
I'm back
Not-so-long after i left, I noticed that FNaW4 was actually confirmed for real. https://twitter.com/WwwWario1/status/599567809815937024
So, I'm coming back i guess.